He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. Ben Franklin
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If evolution really works, how come others only have two hands. Milton Berle
Comedian Ian Bagg, FRI, SAT at Laughs Comedy Spot, Comedian Brian Moote THURS -
A word to the wise ain't necessary – it's a stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby
I went to the bookstore & asked "where's the self-help section?" If told, it would defeat the purpose. George Carlin
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A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. T. H. Thompson
Politics is the second oldest profession. I realize it bears a very close resemblance to the first. Ronald Reagan
I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
I buy expensive suits, they just look cheap on me. Warren Buffett
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Adults always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because are looking for ideas. Paula Poundstone
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Comedian Greg Behrendt, FRI, SAT at Laughs Comedy Spot, Tony Daniel THURS -
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
The trouble with eating Italian food is at five or six days later, your hungry again. George Miller
So far my 30 day diet, I've lost 18 days Kerry McEntire
Camping is natures way of promoting the motel business. Dave Barry
When you don't know what you're talking about it's hard to know when you're finished. Tommy Smothers
